Fox mentioned using Calyx-eye needles (per a tip from Jane E.) or trying Chenille needles with a longer eye. Well! I set out to find those calyx-eye needles, and found they have them at JoAnns. Only they didn't specifically say "calyx-eye", so my oh-so-specific brain was having a bit of a time finding them. They are simply referred to as "self-threading" needles, and I found them in both the quilting tools and the general sewing tools.
I can tell these will be a definite improvement over using those flimsy needle threaders! With all the sewing I do, I can't believe I never paid attention and noticed these.
Just pop that thread into the top of the needle, and ta da! Ready to sew in those ends.
Is this a well-kept secret, or am I the only one that didn't realize this option existed? The secret is out on this one now - I had to share my enthusiasm for this alternative to those blasted needle threaders! The companies that make needle threaders will probably go out of business without me.
Oh, and I found the chenille needles too - on the other side of the store with the embroidery floss. I believe those long eyes will work well with my bifocals too :)
Great tip - thank you Fox!